My Christmas (Play)List

Hey guys! Sorry for not updating frequently... new job means that I don't have time for things that I love anymore :'(

I thought, in honor of this holiday, I'd post some of my favorite christmas songs.
I gotta let you know though, I work retail now. Nothing blows more than retail during this fucking season.

So.

This is my Non-Traditional Christmas Playlist.

The Pussycat Dolls - Santa Baby


I of course listen to the studio version, but this is a fun little performance by The Pussycat Dolls feat. Carmen Electra. All kinds of fun. :-)


Spice Girls - Sleigh Ride

Willa Ford - Santa Baby (Gimme Gimme Gimme)



Skye Sweetnam - Why Doesn't Santa Like Me

Something Corporate - Forget December

Eve 6 - Noel! Noel!

Mel Blanc - The Hat I Got For Christmas is Too Big

Fall Out Boy - Yule Shoot Your Eye Out

From First to Last - Christmassacre

Good Charlotte - Christmas by the Phone

Jewel - Hands (Christmas version)



Jimmy Robbins - Christmas (Hurry Back to Me)



Lady Gaga - Christmas Tree

The Maine - Mr. Winter



The Maine - Santa Stole My Girlfriend


And there you have it! A playlist of my favorite christmas songs. Download, enjoy, and have a happy holiday.

Also, don't be a little shit when you do any retail shopping this year, mmkay? thanks.

xoxo. Gossip Girl

In light news, Imogen Heap is the strangest person I've ever followed on twitter. Earlier today, she posted this lovely picture of herself stuck in traffic.

Yes, the beloved performer of hits such as "Let Go" from the Garden State soundtrack, as well as sytycd megahits "Hide and Seek" and "The Moment I Said It..."...is a complete nut.

She later posted "I highly recommend walking round as a clown one day out of context. It is immensly good fun!"

You know what Imogen? I 100% believe you.... but this is a "let's not and say we didn't" situation.

In vagina news (cue soundclip - "It's Vagina!!" a la Joel McHale)
Lady Gaga is Intersexed. That's right, Lady Gaga has a tiny, tiny penis along with her Vajay. A while ago, a clip appeared online showing what appeared to be Lady Gaga's... penis. I assumed it was just her flesh colored underwear and bad lighting... but apparently I was mistaken.

"Its not something that I'm ashamed of, just isn't something that i go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but i consider myself a female. Its just a little bit of a penis and really doesnt interfere much with my life. the reason I haven't talked about it is that its not a big deal to me. like come on. its not like we all go around talking about our vags. I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I'm sexy, I'm hot. i have both a poon and a peener. big fucking deal.
- L8d Gaga <3>"
(Lady Gaga's blog, as reported by Starrtrash )

Later that week, she tweeted
"Love you Japan! Pokerface just went #1! Thanku!!. My show was so good last night. I just had to go home and suck my own hermie dick, suckka"

Somehow, I wasn't terribly shocked by this news. I'm kind of excited about this though. Hopefully, it'll bring more light to Intersexed Americans across the country... I guarantee we'll get a whole lot of "Wait, she was so hot in that one video! Does that make me gay?" *cough that's what starrtrash said* People are going to say "well what are we supposed to call it? Monsieur Gaga? Monster Gaga?"
No, she's not a dude and NO, it doesn't make you Gay. Lady Gaga quite clearly is a female. Yeah, she's got a bit more skin in a certain place than most girls you've met, but that doesn't make her a man. You're only gay if you like her peener more than her poon... and even then, you're probably insane for trying to hook up with Lady Gaga anyway.
Yes, she's intersexed, but seeing as how she goes by Lady Gaga, it's fair to assume she'd like to be thought of as a Lady.

You know what other news won't be exciting? When we find out she's actually a mental patient that managed to escape. Her real name is Florence Mattinson (which I completely made up... or did I?) and she's got to be tranquilized to get her back in the home.

I'm a genius.


::edit::
While the tweet was real, I'm under the impression that Starrtrash may be a laugh blog, and not 100% truthful. More to come.

Lady Gaga is NOT a Visonary.

She's completely fucking insane.

Lady Gaga - New Music - More Music Videos

Also, anyone else notice the triplets from Daisy of Love??

Lady Gaga is completely fucking insane

(In the meantime, check out these other Lady Gaga Videos!)



LoveGame/Disco Stick - Robots to Mars remix
Love Game - remix featuring Marilyn Manson
Just Dance - remix featuring Busta Rhymes
Just Dance vs. Whine Up - Mashup

My Life's a Movie - Call Me Martin Scorsese

You know I want you...

Pitbull's back with a new single, Calle Ocho (I Know You Want Me). I love Pitbull. It's probably not healthy how much I love Pitbull. With hits like Toma, Fuego, and Go Girl, killer verses in Feel It, Shooting Star, and Shake, and sick remixes of songs like Low, Cupid's Shuffle, and What Goes Around Comes Around, Pitbull has officially gotten into our heads. And I don't want him to leave!! To quote Mary Murphy, "WHOOOOOOOO!!!" I love my boy Mr. 305.

Wait... what? WHAT??
We've had a blog or two about how Lady Gaga is... well.. Gaga. Nuts. Insane. Not only is there now an iPhone app that'll make you look like Lady Gaga, but... apparently Lady Gaga is BFF with... no, you didn't guess right... Marilyn Manson. Yes, Marilyn Manson. WHAAAAAAT. They're apparently remixing each others tracks now. ...yeah, I don't really get it either. I don't even know what else to say, you just have to watch this.


(Shout out to vlogger heynaderz aka Hey Nadine)


(thanks perez)


I'm already drunk!
So the Pussycat Dolls apparently did another "The Pussycat Dolls presents" and I missed it. The result was apparently the Paradiso Girls. And.... ehh.
They got the rights to a Keri Hilson demo called "Hey Girl", originally featuring Lil' Jon and T-Pain. The Paradiso Girls' version is called "Patron Tequila" and... i just don't like it. And I mean honestly, it's not put together well. I still hear Keri from the original version. And no T-Pain... awwwkward. I honestly like Keri's version more. For starters, Hilson isn't flat the whole time. Secondly, T-Pain. Need I say more? But you can be the judge of that yourself.


(for some reason, I could only find this awkwardly sped up version. The download link should have the original.)

Also, I'd very much like to go see Boyce Avenue at the World Cafe in Philadelphia on June 28th. Anyone wanna come? I'm almost willing to go with strangers at this point. I make a hot date.

Pizza-Flavored Combos are Delicious.

Because every train needs a caboose...
So apparently Lady Gaga is bisexual, but is only attracted to women in the physical sense. Gee, I'm terribly surprised. Who would have thought that a woman who's done that much blow wouldn't think twice about going down on a girl because it's trendy, but would never date a girl. It apparently has made past boyfriends "uncomfortable." What guy is uncomfortable with his girl grinding all over other girls in the bar but only coming home with him? Christopher Knight.

Also, apparently, she's insane. Please watch the new music video for Disco Stick (Love Game) and agree with me. I know you will.

Lady Gaga - New Music - More Music Videos

Nicole Scherzinger featuring Nicole Scherzinger with a special appearance by Nicole Scherzinger!

Nicole Scherzinger The Pussycat Dolls have released a video for their new single, Hush Hush; Hush Hush. This remix of the original track, Hush Hush, has a fun, up-tempo video which shows amazing disco choreography (possibly choreographed by Doriana Sanchez?) with a sample of I Will Survive. This video, however, marks a steep change in the Dolls' dynamic. The first minute or so of the video is Nicole naked in a tub. Then, she's singing on some stairs while Jessica, Melody, Kimberly, and Ashley dance around in the background. The lead vocals are provided by Scherzinger... as are a majority of the background vocals. Original album art of the single indicated the track was performed by "Pussycat Dolls featuring Nicole Scherzinger" (this was later changed to avoid confusion.) While she says that she had no influence of the album art, many speculate that Nicole is planning on pursuing a solo career. Did everyone forget the time she did that already? She officially released two tracks, as well as an unofficial track (Whatever U Like feat. T.I., Baby Love feat. Will.I.Am, & Steam, respectively.) Her solo career basically bombed. So what do they do? They just make the entire album about Nicole.
In the original deluxe release of Doll Domination, there were five extra tracks - each one featuring one of the other dolls. However, at a recent concert, Melody Thorton tearfully thanked fans for supporting her "even though [she's] not featured." Can the Dolls survive without Nicole? Can Nicole survive without the Dolls? I have a feeling that it won't be long 'til we find out.

Fer Sure Definitely

I realized I might be getting a little too indie. And by that, I mean I'm sorry for not constantly reporting on Kelly Clarkson and Britney Spears. My bad.

Mah Mah Mah Mah
Dear Lady Gaga,
You're fruckin' weird.
No really, you're strange.
When I first saw you, you were performing on the season finale of So You Think You Can Dance.
And I thought, "Damn, that woman is strange."
I wouldn't listen to you at first. Why? 'Cuz you're weird.
But then I actually listened to the lyrics of your song, Just Dance. It's all about getting really, really drunk. The beat was really good, I love Colby O'Donis, and the Kardinal Offishall remix is pretty awesome. So Okay, I thought, I can like Lady Gaga. That's okay.
Poker Face rocked. Starstruck featuring Flo Rida totally rocks.
You? You're still strange. I even included parts of your Just Dance music video in a postmodernism project I did.
The Superficial, a snarky celebrity blog, did a piece on how damn strange you are too.

However, you're awesome enough that Busta Rhymes decided to remix Just Dance. And basically, it's ballin'. They took your pop joint and brought it to the hood.
Listen/Download: here



I want to see a literal intepretation of this song.
Bad Girlfriend, by Theory of a Deadman, is quite a raunchy song. Maybe one day I'll have a "Raunchy Song" post, where I just post the raunchiest of songs.
Anyway.
The first line is "My girlfriend's a d!ck magnet."
This is the funniest thing I've ever heard.
Don't even trip, that's just ridiculous sounding.

Anyway, they play this song at the bars all the time, for a good reason.
It's awesome.
See the video here


He Tastes Like You, Only Sweeter
William Tell, the original Guitarist for Something Corporate (one of the best bands ever) went Solo back in 2004. I managed to see him play with Jimmy Robbins back in late February, and damn, he is an amazing musician. Live he plays acoustic, but he doesn't sound strange on his CD with a full band.
See him play live:
(I was actually at this concert - In the "Hauling Oats" video, when he says "are you that friend?" ...he was referring to me, because my lovely friends were pointing at me. Thanks guys. You can then hear me and a couple other girls being happy that we're the not the only ones there over 21. Then when he says "okay, pretend you're in a club," me and my two friends were the only ones that started moving. At all. Still, killer concert.)
Hauling Oats - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPsVtuWUHzw
Just for You - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQriWIBbKWw
Let's Go to Bed - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJHuiky_ctw

Fer Sure Bomb
Concerned Mothers, hide your daughters. The Medic Droid (now defunct) was a Myspace sensation with their song Fer Sure. Wrought with salacious lyrics and post-teen angst, the song was an instant hit for anyone who gave it a listen.
Hear it Here (caution: NSFW!!)

I sure hope I get some followers soon. I know i've been posting for a whole two days, but still. Read it. Add me to your StumbleUpon. I'd like people to actually read this, ya know?