Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Intoxicate me, I'm a lush

So Britney Spears managed to stay sober long enough to make a music video for her song Radar.

This video sucks. Primarily based on the fact that it portrays Britney as a functional aristocrat who goes to polo matches. I'll tell you what I know about aristocrats and it's that they drink heavily and drive, then run through the woods back to their houses to avoid arrest, arriving all torn up and bloody but not having spilled a drop of champagne.

Wait, that sounds just like my aunt Britney.
So I believe it.

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